Hi. I'm Rudy and I drive a cab. But honestly, I'm a crime fighter. I don't do mask or cape coz it can be annoying. I also don't have the patience to train like other superheroes, so I fight crime on an 'as is' basis. I do have a part in helping make this blessed country a safer place for everyone. Honest!
Every heroes has their costume and mine comes in black and white. As I don't really want to be confused with a lawyer, my costume has been collecting dust in the drawer since day one.
I'm not born heir to an industrialist billionaire but I wish I was one coz it would help a lot. As I'm not, I still have to charge for a ride. Hey... Heroes need to make a living somehow. We don't have allowance from the Government! The best incentive I get as a cabby is free tires! Oklah...
I don't really share my photos online not because I'm camera-shy : I need to protect those who're close to me. I'm not a really a playboy but I do flirt occasionally. Don't get me wrong... When I flirted around, I'm doing it to potray I'm hopeless, harmless and not really a threat to any criminal wannabes. But I have to agree, it's fun... Sometimes. :)
Playing hero is a lonely life. You can't really tell everyone what you did but luckily I have my trusted companion; Wendy to pour my heart out. By the way, Wendy is my red and white cab. She drives me everywhere for my crime fighting activities and help me earn some money. Sometimes the money can be real good but most of the time, it's just enough to sustain our expenses. But a hero needs to do what a hero needs to do right?
I don't have a Mr. Fox to provide me gadgets and tools to play around but I do have Ah Foong, my regular mechanic who gives good services to Wendy at an overpriced charges. But still I'll run to him whenever Wendy feels sluggish coz he knows what he's doing and the fact that he provides credit, make me come for more. :)
So what have I've been doing this past 2 years? Have you heard of the 50 billion Bank Negara's heist last year or the nuclear threat in Tg. Sepat few months ago or the recent brain-eating zombie threat in Sungkai a few weeks back? I don't think so. None made the news. I prefer it that way. Preventing panics and chaos is what we heroes do. Credits? We don't take any. But I swear, if I ever see any snatch theft happening, I'll run over the idiots!
So next time you see me driving like a lunatic, do give way. Please understand that I might be in a rush to save the nation. Or I might be late for a pick up or I need to use the bathroom or I might just being a moron! Sorry in advance. Hehehehe...
That's me - Rudy and his teksi; a hero playing a role of an ordinary decent cabby, trying to save Malaysia, one trip at a time. And yes, I still charge from RM3 per door slam. :)
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